Ant Jokes

Q: Which bug is related to you?

A: Your Aunt

 

Q: What insects are the best builders?

A: Carpenter ants

 

Q: What ant is the biggest?

 

A: The Gi-ant

 

Q: Where do most ants live? 
A: In Antlantic City!

 

 

Q: What do ants use to smell good? 
A: Deodor-ant! 

 

Q: What do you call two teenage ants running to Vegas ?

A: Antelpoe!

 

Q: How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

A: Tenants!