Flea Jokes
Q: How do fleas travel?
A: They itch-hike!
Q: What did one flea say to another?
A: "Should we walk or take the dog?"
Q: Where's the best place to buy bugs?
A: A flea market!
Q: What’s the difference between a coyote and a flea?
A: One howls on the prairie and the other prowls on the hairy.
